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Code Blue

March 1, 2018

As usual, message-mongers in Moscow are still stuck on the steep up-slope of modern media’s oscillatory learning curve.  Despite pioneering 20th c. work by the Tartu School of Semiotics, United Russia’s party hacks do not yet seem to have fully mastered the techniques of deploying signs and symbols as cultural referents in the service of mass mental manipulation.  F’rinstance, yon scenic backdrop.

Yes, it’s vast, it’s mighty, it’s YUGE.  These are all attributes that customarily denote strength, power and perhaps invulnerability. But … it’s blue.  Light blue.  Perhaps this is the blue of the Russian tricolor flag, but the light blue color also has another significance in modern Russian culture: it is a codeword and signifier for homosexuality.  So what’s the subliminal message here?  Are the average Boris and Natasha supposed to see a Real Man who stands in stark contrast to the overwhelming mass of wimpy, craven light-blue gayboys that swarm across the endless steppes and taiga?  Or does the emperor’s new wardrobe reveal what many people have suspected for years –that Comrade Bear secretly skates on both sides of the hockey rink?  After all, this is the guy who “found his thrill on Blueberry Hill.

What would Ser”gay” Eisenstein say about this particular form of intellectual montage?



Full Snow Moon … (or, Kisaeng Cousins)

February 25, 2018

Once upon a time, dutiful daughter Goldilocks paid a visit to the winter cottage of the Three Bears.  She borrowed Cinderella’s golden carriage and traveled for twelve hours through cloudy skies, across trackless wastes, above stormy seas, until the jagged mountain crests of the Three Bears’ homeland at last appeared, shimmering far below in the pale golden light of dawn.  Her carriage glided softly down to earth … and landed at Incheon International Airport. Welcome to Korea.

Thus ends our fable, and so another one begins: The moonarch of New Baekjae sought to renew his nation’s spirit and the mandate of heaven after abrupt dynastic change.  The former kingdom of Old Silla had proven itself grossly unworthy of the people’s trust and had disintegrated in shameful disgrace.  The courtiers of Old Silla had hoped to distract their subjects with an elaborate festival of winter rites, but their greed and crimes had been too brazen to be ignored.  The angry minguk brandished their moral outrage in the faces of their rulers, and sent them scurrying to seek cover in whatever refuge could be found.  A new leader was acclaimed for his righteousness and the new dynasty installed upon the ruins of the old.  The winter festival proceeded almost exactly as scheduled, further adorned by the addition of ritual specialists from the neighboring northern kingdom of New Goguryeo.

Such was the splendor of these winter rites that emissaries from around the world came to New Baekjae bask in the reflected radiance of the ritual performance.  However, some such emissaries were less welcome than others.  A century-long tradition had established an implicit protocol (widely understood among most nations) which specified the appropriate political status of the visting dignitaries.  Distant lands, poor countries or tributary states could be represented by mid-level functionaries.  In contrast, close allies and near neighbors of the host nation were expected to send officers of the highest rank to attend the ceremonies: if the king himself could not attend, his chief minister should represent him.  New-found frenemies were a special case, and could pose something of a protocol dilemma.

Take, f’rinstance, the usurper tyrant of Beautyland.  Under their respective previous dynasties, Beautyland and Old Silla had been the closest of allies for more than half a century.  New Baekjae hoped to maintain that traditional friendship, but the new king of Beautyland was more interested in amassing tribute “gifts” than in maintaining harmony among nations.  His demands became increasingly crude, insistent and abusive.  He repeatedly tried to goad New Goguryeo into attacking its southern neighbor, while simultaneously professing warm friendship for New Baekjae.  As a further sign of his contempt and arrogance, he sent his young daughter Goldilocks to act as Beautyland’s representative at the winter festival ceremonies, even though she held no official post within the government.  So once upon a time, dutiful daughter Goldilocks paid a visit to the winter cottage of the Three Bears…

Thus ends our second fable.


On several previous occasions, Waking the Dragon has taken inordinate delight in pointing out the cultural significance of backdrop scenery that invariably adorns the performance of public political ritual in Korea. During the Lee Myung-bak and Park Geun-hye regimes, the traditional Korean screen panels displayed at Cheong Wa Dae were used as a coded reference to mark the social status of foreign visitors being received at Old Silla’s royal palace.  A lavish and ornate gold screen embellished with auspicious symbols denoted a valued friend, while a Jeosun-era scene of kowtowing barbarian emissaries was reserved for lower-status races and classes.  The moonrise kingdom of New Baekjae has continued these practices … with a new twist.

Thus, behind the banquet table at Goldilocks’ state dinner, we can discern a newly-visible panel of that familiar Jeosun screen painting on display. Who are those tiny two-dimensional figures in the background?

They’re kisaeng entertainers, that’s who.  Traditional female singer-dancer-whatever partytime companions … low-status women who perform a function in Korean culture similar to that of geishas in Japan.  They’re renowned for their beauty, manners and feminine talents, but their only job is to serve men.  This is the woman’s role in patriarchal Jeosun society … and in some other places with which you may be familiar.

But what’s the message, and to whom is it directed?  Well, since Koreans know that the barbarians of Beautyland are too ignorant and self-absorbed to understand an implicit rebuke even when it’s staring them in the face, it seems likely that this coded message is intended for another audience –the courtiers of New Goguryeo.  The northern kinfolk need no translation: “Beautyland has sent a kisaeng as its emissary, and we in New Baekjae regard her as of no importance. Whatever she may say will be (politely) ignored.”

Get the picture? Liu Yandong certainly does.

A Plause That Refreshes

February 20, 2018

On its face, which proposition is inherently less credible/plausible:

Not really a tough call.  Not that it really matters.  Not even to Comrade Bear.

Not A Dot

January 29, 2018

Offhand, I can think of three scenarios in which a dot is not a dot:

  1. when it has somehow been elongated into a dash;
  2. when it “exists” in a zero-dimensional universe under a special case of string theory;
  3. when it has not been linked to another node by a visible network edge (i.e., an unconnected dot).

Of these three, it is the last which appears to apply to recent events in the Netherlands.  If I’m not looking at the forest and don’t hear the thudding tree, can it really be said to have fallen?  Probably.

26 Jan 2018

According to the Dutch newspaper De Volkskrant and the Nieuwsuur TV news program, Dutch intelligence services (AIVD) successfully hacked the Russian cyber attack group known as Cozy Bear beginning in 2014, and for several years monitored the group’s computer network [operations center] in a university building near Moscow’s Red Square.  Dutch agents also gained access to security cameras surveilling the room.  Thus, in 2015 AIVD watched as Russian hackers harassed and penetrated accounts belonging to officials of the [U.S.] Democratic Party, downloading thousands of emails and internal documents.  AIVD alerted its US counterparts.

29 Jan 2018

The national tax office in the Netherlands said its website briefly went offline on Monday due to a DDoS cyberattack, a day after the country’s largest banks were targeted by hackers. ABN Amro and ING said they were both targeted by hackers over the weekend, temporarily disrupting online and mobile banking services. “During the DDoS attack ING’s internet site was blasted with data traffic causing our servers to overload and which put pressure on the availability of online banking,” ING said, adding services had been restored.

Rabobank also experienced a cyberattack on Monday. “We have been targeted by a DDoS attack since 9.10 am (0810 GMT) this morning (Monday) and our clients have little to no access to online banking,” Rabobank spokeswoman Margo van Wijgerden said.


Surely these are not dots … because I have been shown no connection.



January 25, 2018

One of the world’s medium-term mysteries is about to be solved.  As you may recall, Malaysian Airways flight MH370 disappeared from the skies –and the face of the earth– in March 2014.  A two-year search of the Southern Ocean floor (in all the wrong places) found no traces of the missing Boeing 777 aircraft or the 239 people on board.  Malaysia and Australia called off the hunt, citing the multi-million (US) dollar cost and relying on questionable scientific predictions of the aircraft’s “likely” position on the seabed.  China wasn’t happy, since most of the passengers were Chinese.  Behind the scenes, the Chinese government has been “encouraging” Malaysia to undertake (yeah, a grim pun) a new recovery mission in waters to the north of the original 46,000-square-mile search zone.

In October 2017, a face-saving solution was found: a private seabed survey company will carry out the renewed search at its own expense, in return for a contingency fee of USD$70 million if they find the aircraft.

Ocean Infinity, a Houston-based company that specializes in geophysical seabed data mapping, [will be using Canadian] high resolution synthetic aperture sonar onboard eight robot submarines that operate down to depths of 6,000 meters. [The submarines will be launched from] Ocean Infinity’s search vessel, Seabed Constructor, which is equipped with a 250-ton crane and 1,300 square meters of free deck space. The ship is in the second year of a six-year lease from Swire Pacific Offshore.

Based on my personal idiosyncratic reading of the feng-shui auguries for Year of the Dog, I’m gonna predict that Ocean Infinity will annnounce discovery of MH370 wreckage during the Dragon Month (mid-April to mid-May).  How so?  Let me count the whys:

  1. The year’s Stem and Branch —Wù 戊 over Xū 戌— are two spears thrusting into the earth.  Those who can envision the purely aural will recognize the unseen image of synthetic aperture sonar pulses jabbing into the ocean floor.
  2. The #6 Heaven Star is in the Southwest, bringing good luck and expert assistance when it’s most needed. The new search zone is to the southwest of China, Malaysia and Australia.
  3. The Dragon Month this year is characterized by Yang Fire over Yang Earth. It’s the first time that a Yang Earth month occurs in the Yang Earth year, so although the Dragon is a foe of the Dog, the month is supporting the year because Fire creates Earth. The image of Fire over Earth also evokes the final hours of MH370’s long flight toward flameout and oblivion.
  4. Ocean Infinity’s contract with Malaysia allows for a ninety-day window of operations (basically, the remaining Southern Hemisphere summer season). Those ninety days will have elapsed just about when the Dragon Month begins.


One More Thing …

While I’m on the topic of maritime mysteries, let’s all share a ration of grog while we ponder the ongoing saga of the M/V LTW Express, formerly known as M/V Arctic Sea. Why is this vessel …

  • registered under a Tanzanian flag of convenience?
  • formerly moored in the Black Sea port of Constanta? (one-time berth of the Battleship Potemkin)
  • currently anchored in the Danube River on the Romania/Ukraine border?
  • ostensibly en route from Galati (Romania) to Diliskelesi (near Istanbul Turkey)?


Kodiak Moment

January 23, 2018

Technically, I told you so, but since we’re still in the Ox Month (yin Water over yin Earth), Tai Sui is merely announcing his imminent arrival in the Northwest octant of the heavens.  Nothing too serious … yet.

The January 23, 2018 Magnitude 7.9 earthquake southeast of Kodiak Island in the Gulf of Alaska occurred as the result of strike slip faulting within the shallow lithosphere of the Pacific plate.  Focal mechanism solutions indicate faulting occurred on a steeply dipping fault striking either west-southwest (left lateral) or north-northwest (right lateral).

Large earthquakes are common in the Pacific-North America plate boundary region south of Alaska.  Over the preceding century, eleven other M7+ earthquakes have occurred within 600 km of the January 23, 2018 earthquake.

At magnitude 7.9, this counts as a “large” earthquake rather than a “great” earthquake (M 8.0 or larger). So we got that going for us.

Plus Puissant Que Jamais

January 17, 2018

Back in 2016 I never would have imagined that “the most powerful man in China” would end up demonstrating feng shui savvy (savoir-faire) in governing his own homeland, but at the moment it looks as though Manny Macron is doing just that.  What does Lunghu mean by this?  First let’s briefly review the feng shui flying star forecast for the Year of the Dog.  Then we can note the ways in which Macron’s recent policies may be construed as preemptive responses to the possibility of negative qi associated with specific malign or beneficial flying stars.

As you all surely remember from your grammar school lessons in feng shui fundamentals, the events of each year are influenced by nine invisible “flying stars.”  They’re called flying stars because –unlike ordinary stars– every year their positions rotate through the cardinal and semi-cardinal points of the celestial compass.  Each year one flying star is in the center position and the remaining eight are arrayed in their appointed peripheral locations (it’s a 3×3 matrix). Each star performs a specific role in affecting/interfering with/governing/influencing a particular aspect of human existence.  Taoism requires yin-yang balance and interaction, so some of the flying stars have negative influence on events, some have positive influence, and some are a mixed bag.  The “power” of each flying star is most evident along a directional vector relative to the position of the observer (i.e., a star residing in the northeast octant affects both Bob and Alice regardless of their own mutual proximity, distance or directional orientation).

In YoDg the flying stars are arranged as follows:

Traditional seers in the Sinosphere are oriented (intentional pun) to the South, and that’s where they ordinarily begin their analysis of flying star influences, rotating clockwise around the points of the compass to describe what each star portends. As a Euro-American navigator who has been indoctrinated to use the fixed star Polaris as a celestial point of reference, Lunghu will instead begin with the North to recount the catalog of this year’s flying stars.  First, the bad news:

  • North — The #5 Yellow Misfortune Star is in the north during 2018.  This brings chaos, tumult, bad luck and potential danger.  The San Sha (3 Killings) accompany the #5 Yellow Star to the North: death in the family, loss of wealth, and loss of personal reputation.
  • Northeast — The #3 Conflict Star brings hostility, arguments, litigation and misunderstanding.  This star can lead to violence, with tragic consequences.
  • East — The #7 Robbery Star is in the East this year.  In addition to monetary losses, the Robbery Star increases violence, aggressive behavior and political confrontation.

Now the good news:

  • Southeast — The #8 Wealth Star brings auspicious financial success, prosperity, happiness and joy.
  • Center — The #9 Future Prosperity Star arrives in the center.  Its effect won’t be immediate, but benefits will accrue down the road.
  • South — The #4 Peach Blossom Star increases knowledge, creativity and amorous interaction.  Spring Break on the Gulf Coast during the Rabbit Month will be sexier than usual.  Cote d’Azure?  More like Cote d’Amour!
  • Southwest — The #6 Heaven Star brings good luck, personal power, helpful mentors and lucky assistance when you need it most.

It’s not all good:

  • West — The #2 Illness Star increases risk of health problems and overall danger. This can be manifest as disorder in the body politic as well.

But it’s not all bad either:

  • Northwest — The #1 Victory Star brings personal success and triumph over the competition. You may need the help, because Tai Sui is also seated in the Northwest during YoDg.  If you don’t confront him by facing directly toward the Northwest, Tai Sui may support you with the #1 Victory Star –he’s got your back, so to speak.  Otherwise, unexpected obstacles may arise, friends can suddenly become adversaries, and good luck can turn into calamity.

Ca Veut Dire … Quoi?

OK, it’s now the Ox Month in the waning year of Yin Fire Fowl and almost the Year of the Double Yang Earth Dog, but (as Walter Mondale once said) “ou est le boeuf?” Where is Lunghu’s feng shui analysis of Emmanuel Macron’s gouvernance? Yeaux, we got dat right heah.  I’ll admit that I haven’t been paying a lot of attention to developments in France for the past several months, but that’s at least partly because I predicted a tough time for le pays gall during a period in which they would be “offending the year.”  Sometimes it’s best to avert your gaze while the really ugly stuff is underway.  Lactalis was only a mere droplet in the milk bucket of woe.  Did you notice that singer France Gall has died?  Unfortunately, things may only improve a tiny bit in 2018, because the Dog considers the Fowl to be among his foes (along with the Dragon and Sheep).

Hence the remedial measures which M. Macron has set en marche. Thus far I have only three examples of policy decisions which appear to indicate feng shui situation awareness, but I’ll be looking for more as YoDg progresses.

Exhibit A: France ditches plans for divisive Nantes airport

Macron’s deuxieme Edict of Nantes: plans to build a new airport at Notre Dame des Landes are summarily cancelled.  A Republicain apostate, Prime Minister Edouard Philippe, delivered the news: “The project cannot go forward in an atmosphere of bitter opposition between two sides of the population that are nearly equal in size. The project is therefore abandoned.

First envisioned in the 1960s, plans for the airport were relaunched in 2000. A regional (Pays de Loire-Atlantique) referendum in 2016 found that 55 percent of local residents were in favor of the project. Environmentalists countered that the area had unique flora and fauna and that the new airport was unnecessary in light of the relatively low traffic at the existing terminal 30 kilometers away. The project’s cost, estimated at 730 million euros ($890 million), would have been about twice the cost of expanding the existing airport.

Where’s the feng shui? Nantes is the largest city in Western France.  The airport project has been a divisive political issue there for the entirety of the current century, not least because it was correctly viewed as a gigantic pork-barrel project primarily intended to enrich politically-connected construction companies and real estate developers.  Cancellation of the NDL airport project is intended to “cure” the maladie civil that has beset Loire-Atlantique for almost twenty years. This measure attempts to avert damage to the health of a fragile estuarian ecosystem in the West… and at the same time remove a focal point for dissent and hostility toward the state. Don’t ignore the #2 Illness Star in the West: address it.

Of course, there’s also a dimension of hardball realpolitik to this policy decision. The airport principals were part of an entrenched Nantes Republicain-PS coalition that couldn’t/didn’t jump ship to the Macron En Marche team when they had the chance in early 2017.  They remained loyal to party and patron, lost, and now pay the price.  Their more nimble confreres in Bretagne took the leap to the winning side and will be rewarded with funding for airport expansion and renovations at Rennes-Saint Jacques.

Exhibit B: France to lend Bayeux Tapestry to Britain

On Thursday, French President Emmanuel Macron is expected to announce the proposed loan of the Bayeux Tapestry during a Britain-France summit meeting at Sandhurst with British Prime Minister Theresa May.  The tapestry depicts the invasion of England by Duke William of Normandy, better known as William the Conqueror, and his victory over the Anglo-Saxon King Harold at the Battle of Hastings in 1066. The loan of the tapestry is contingent on tests showing whether the 11th-century embroidery can be moved safely.

#1 Victory Star in the Northwest!  Personal success and triumph over the competition.  Bayeaux (Normandy) is itself in northwest France, and of course England is located to the northwest of France.  As a former investment banker, Macron knows that all those London finance jobs –and the multi-billion euro deals that go with ’em– will be moving to Paris before and (especially) after Brexit.  Macron will also be handing T-May a tidy invoice for all those security improvements at the Calais end of the Eurostar Chunnel and ferry terminals.  And he’ll be completely charming throughout.


Exhibit C: Macron plays the ponies in Xian

French President Emmanuel Macron bet on equine diplomacy during his first state visit to China — [by] presenting his Chinese counterpart Xi Jinping with a horse as a gift. The eight-year-old dark brown horse, a retired Republican Guard mount named Vesuve de Brekka, arrived in China on a special plane accompanied by the Republican Guard’s chief veterinarian and a member of the unit on January 4.  Vesuve de Brekka will remain in quarantine before joining Xi’s presidential stable.

This particular coup d’eclat is a two-fer: not only is the #9 Future Prosperity Star located at the Center this year (Zhong-guo = “central nation”), but –even better– the Horse is an ally of the Dog, so this diplomatic gesture is doubly auspicious.  Of course it’s also a triply appropriate gift because Xi Jinping loves horses … and will someday appear on equestrian statues throughout the nation (or at least in his hometown).

c’est pour la patrie, mon cher.

And speaking of hometowns, some folks here and there took note of the fact that Macron began his China visit in the city of Xian rather than in Beijing as is customary for yang guizi dignitaries.  Those who sought meaning in this choice of itinerary were inclined to accept at face value Macron’s own explanation of the choice: that Xian was the eastern terminus of China’s historic Silk Road, which Comrade Eleven is now seeking to revive with his global trade Belt and Road Initiative.  Not exactly.  There’s quite a bit more to the story, as Chinese well know.

Xi Zhongxun was born on October 15, 1913 to a land-owning family in rural Fuping, Shaanxi Province. He joined the Chinese Communist Youth League in May 1926 and took part in student demonstrations in the spring of 1928, for which he was imprisoned by the ruling Nationalist authorities. In prison, he joined the Communist Party of China in 1928.

Subsequently, he joined Communist guerillas north of the Wei River. In March 1933, he joined Liu Zhidan and others in founding the Shaanxi-Gansu Border Region Soviet Area, and became the chairman of the Soviet area government while leading guerillas in resisting Nationalist incursions. Eventually, in 1935, Xi’s guerilla base in the Northwest gave refuge to Mao Zedong’s Third Route Army and the Chinese Communist Party, allowing them to end the Long March. The base area eventually became the Yanan Soviet, the headquarters of the Chinese Communist movement until 1947.

Who is this Xi Zhongxun? The (now-deceased) father of President Xi Jinping, that’s who.  Shaanxi Province is the ancestral homeland of the Xi clan, and Xian is its capital.  Now do you understand why Macron went there first?  It’s what you call showing respect to the ancestors.  Which is why finesse is a French word.  Yeaux.  Even if there’s no immediate payoff, Macron is laying the groundwork for future prosperity with this initiative.

I can’t think of any way to end this blog post other than with a jarring thud. There are nine flying stars in the feng shui firmament, and Macron appears to have preemptively dealt with three of them so far this year.  Much work remains to be done, because there are still three negative flying stars demanding his attention:

  • The #5 Yellow Misfortune Star in the North
  • The #3 Conflict Star in the Northeast
  • The #7 Robbery Star in the East

He also has the opportunity to activate three auspicious flying stars:

  • The #8 Wealth Star in the Southeast
  • The #4 Peach Blossom Star in the South
  • and last but scarcely least, The #6 Heaven Star in the Southwest

That should be enough to keep him busy for a while.  I look forward to further feng shui magic from this most unlikely source.


Chime, Gentlemen

January 15, 2018

Year of the Dog is now merely thirty days away, but its influence is already being felt in all the right places.  Here’s a non-representative sample (n=2) of Dogs and Dragons who have already been adversely affected by the feng shui of our coming year:

For You the Bell Tolls

British construction group Carillion announced its immediate liquidation Monday after the heavily-indebted company failed to secure a financial rescue from the UK government and banks in last-ditch talks.  Carillion is a major UK government contractor involved in a wide range of public sector contracts, including building and maintenance of hospitals and prisons, support services for nearly 900 schools, almost 50,000 homes for military personnel, and construction of the multi-billion-pound High Speed Two (HS2) railway project.

digging their own grave

Bottom Falls Out of Market

Financial industry professionals are usually referring to a sudden loss of investor confidence and price support when they use the expression “the bottom fell out of the market.”  On Monday in Jakarta, they meant it literally.

A mezzanine floor overlooking the main lobby of the Indonesian Stock Exchange building collapsed on Monday, injuring scores of people, many of them students, under slabs of concrete and other debris. Dramatic CCTV footage aired on television showed a floor shearing away in a matter of seconds under the students.

“Slabs of concrete started to fall, there was lots of dust. Water pipes had burst,” said Megha Kapoor, who works in the building and was in the lobby at the time.  Finance Minister Sri Mulyani Indrawati said she hoped the collapse would not affect investor confidence.  The exchange resumed business in the afternoon according to schedule.


Monday’s mantra seems to be “Keep Calm and Carry On Investing.”  Perhaps it’s fortunate that financial exchanges in the United States are closed for the Martin Luther King holiday.



January 11, 2018

As we approach the end of the Rat Month in the Yin Fire Year of the Fowl, it may be useful to examine what lies ahead in the Year of the Double Yang Earth Dog.  This will be a Double Yang Earth year because both the Celestial Stem [ 戊 ] and the Earthly Branch [ 戌 ] are Yang Earth element signs.  Thus we have strong earth supporting strong earth, firmly centered and (seemingly) providing a stable foundation for all-under-heaven. But in the feng shui universe there’s always a catch, a wrinkle in the play of cosmic forces that can potentially undermine our superficial expectations.  In this case, the fact that both the Stem and Branch are strong/yang elements may cause problems: a balance of yin and yang is almost always preferable. Thus the very strength of Earth element in heaven above and the terrestrial terrain below has a potential to trigger conflict, competition and struggle.

Furthermore, we definitely should take note of the fact that the Chinese characters for and both contain the character (meaning “spear”) as the radical.  This evokes the image of two spears thrusting into the soil … or perhaps arising from the earth itself.  If we’re inveterate optimists who always accentuate the positive aspects of things, this might suggest the idea of “swords bent into plowshares” –a picture of peaceful, productive agriculture resulting from repurposed implements of war.  Bamboo shoots emerging from the forest floor, or asparagus spears thrusting forth into the springtime sunshine.  On the other hand, perennial pessimists might instead envision a gloom-and-doom scenario of ballistic missiles falling from the sky … and launched from underground silos.

The choice of yin or yang outlook is yours: you have the option to live your life governed by fear or by hope.  Dig a fallout shelter deep underground, or plant next year’s harvest in fecund soil.  No matter which you choose, you will be creating the world that you expect to live –and inevitably die– in.  The rest of us will be living in the alternate worlds that we have chosen.

But suppose Ceres and Ares aren’t your sole modern-day poles of imaginative reference.  Perhaps Edwin Drake, Thomas Edison and Claude Shannon are the latter-day saints who inhabit your technocratic pantheon of 20th century luminaries.  In that case, the image of spears-thrusting-into-earth might suggest industrial practices such as petroleum drilling, mineral extraction, or highway/railway and tunnel construction.  Maybe even data mining.  Once again, both optimists and pessimists can foresee either positive or negative possibilities implied by the interaction of tools and terrain.  Fabulous motherlode discoveries of valuable natural resources and archaeological treasures … or catastrophically disastrous failures of technological hubris?  Maybe both.

Enough of this idle chatter: let’s move onward to a discussion of the coming year’s Earthly Branch, the Yang Earth Dog, and his implications for the fate of men and nations in 2018.  First, it should be noted that the Dog is associated with both terrestrial heights and depths (mountains, valleys, ditches and caves) because of his Yang Earth element.  You may have noticed that dogs are avid diggers, burrowing into the earth in search of buried bones, rabbits, or a cool place to rest on a sweltering hot day.  Taoist seers noticed this long ago: hence the Earth element link.

This association with the soil –and the fact that canids are carrion-eaters– has meant that the Dog is also considered related to death, the occult, and the spirit world.  In an interesting parallel to ancient Greek and Egyptian beliefs about the role of Cerberus/Anubis as guardian of the afterlife, the ancient Chinese appointed the Dog as keeper of the “Gateway to Hell,” where spirits of the dead are destined to travel.  Because the Earth element follows the Fire element in the feng shui creative cycle (and thus replaces it), the Earth Dog is said to “bury Fire.”  Therefore, although Fire creates Earth (e.g., volcanoes), in doing so its power is extinguished, and Earth benefits as a result.  In this way the strong Earth Dog of 2018 will succeed 2017’s weak fire Fowl.

As always, the animal ruling the year has his duly-appointed friends and foes.  Their respective roles are determined by each animal’s relative position on the circumference of the Chinese zodiac.  Animals 90° and 180° away from the year’s ruler are usually his adversaries, while those at 120° are allies.  This year, the Tiger, Horse and Rabbit are in a favorable position as friends of the Dog.  The Dragon, Sheep and Fowl are his enemies: the Dragon is most disfavored, since he’s 180° away from the Dog on the other side of the zodiac.

These cosmic friendships and animosities have implications for mere mortals here on earth, since we all, both individually and collectively, are affiliated with one or more of the zodiac animals.  How so?  At the moment we enter this world, the year, month, day and hour of our birth link us to the combination of zodiac animals who govern that specific segment of time.  The animal of the year is usually held to be most significant overall, but the month, day and hour animals are also said to affect certain aspects of our fate.  As a rough-and-ready guide, persons born in either the Year of the Dog or Year of the Dragon are expected to be in for a tough time in 2018.  This is because the Dragon is “in clash with the Dog,” and the Dog is “offending the Year.”  Hey, I didn’t invent this stuff: that’s just the way it is … and has been for a few millenia.

In this context, it has not escaped my attention that the Year of the Dog may perhaps portend “challenges” for a blog that bears the Dragon’s name.  A three-fold remedy may be effective in warding off such trouble: first, treat all dogs with warmth and kindness.  Second, deploy the tiger facet of the dragontiger dyad to assuage the Dog’s ire with tigerly friendship.  Third, place the traditional feng shui charm –a skein of six gold coins– in the Southeast (Dragon) sector (in order to attract favorable chi).  Whether or not these preventative measures turn out to be successful in achieving their intended purpose, it’s important to bear in mind that the problems of a single individual are relatively insignificant in the larger scheme of things.

Therefore, rather than now recite an exhaustive catalog of well-known personages in peril because they were born in a Dog Year (Donald Trump) or Dragon Year (Valdimir Putin), instead I’ll focus my macroscale attention on entire nations at risk in 2018 because of their affiliation with either the Dog or the Dragon.  These are countries whose national animal is a dog (or related canid creature) or a dragon –and maybe a few that somehow indirectly fit the bill for cultural or historical reasons. Special caution may be advisable in the Dragon (April), Sheep (July) and Fowl (September) months.

Dog Daze Ahead:

England — John Bulldog

  • Brexit meltdown = Putin’s payoff for his investment in Nigel Farage
  • RIP QE2
  • Premier League scandal: will it be doping, bribes or boys? Perhaps a trifecta.
  • coal mine disaster in the year of Double Yang Earth?


Egypt — home of the world’s first dog-headed god

  • presidential election scheduled for Dragon Month
  • IS spillover from Libya?
  • border conflict with Sudan?


Malta — Pharaoh Hound

  • You can’t straighten out the crooked tail of a dog.


Algeria — Fennec Fox


Finland — Brown Bear


Russia — Brown Bear

  • howls of protest at Russia’s program to slaughter stray dogs in World Cup host cities
  • Comrade Bear is actually a Dragon –will the fourth time be a lucky charm?
  • ve vill bury you“:  alcohol and tobacco inexorably take their toll on Russian men –the demographic trends foretell an improbable feminist success story


Serbia — Wolf

  • when you look back to Tito’s Yugoslavia as your country’s Golden Age, neither the present nor the future look very good.
  • principal allies are Greece, Bulgaria and Russia.  And they’re embarrassed about it.


Turkey — Grey Wolf

  • surrounded by faithless “friends” and historic foes: a lone wolf is always dangerous


United States — “Comrade Wolf”

  • Tai Sui is in the Northwest this year. Things may get shaky in Alaska.
  • the Iditarod sled race will be “offending the Year” in 2018.
  • perhaps it’s fortunate that the University of Georgia Bulldogs were defeated by the Alabama Crimson Tide in the national collegiate football championship game. But maybe they were actually beaten by the referees.


Dragon Their Heels:

Bhutan — everybody Wangchuk tonight

  • mountains, earthquakes, landslides: it’s all downhill from here in a Double Yang Earth Year
  • Big 5 Yellow Misfortune Star in the North (China), #2 Sickness Star to the West (India)


China — Giant Panda … and dragons, too

  • will credit crisis bubble up in mid-April Dragon Month?
  • Tai Sui prompts Mongolian disturbances in the Northwest?  Beyond Mongolia, there’s always Russia.
  • #3 Conflict Star in the Northeast: squabbles with Korea and Japan


Indonesia — land of the Naga and Komodo dragon

  • Double Yang Earth: earthquakes are always a possibility
  • open-pit mining may disturb earth spirits in Irian Jaya


Next time, corporate entities and others facing difficulty because of their Dog affiliations.  And some feng shui “flying star” portents.

Poultry Sum-mation

January 8, 2018

The Year of the Yin Fire Fowl is in its waning weeks, and the Double Yang Earth Dog is already scratching and snuffling at the henhouse door.  I’m currently preparing my eagerly-awaited 2018 feng shui predictions for the Year of the Dog, but before posting them here, I decided to provide a brief “course review” for those of you who may not have been paying close attention to world events during the past year.

According to the ancient Taoist seers, a year influenced by the Yin Fire element in the Celestial Stem has the potential to show destructive characteristics when it is matched with a Metal element in the annual Earthly Branch (because fire melts metal).  Since the weak (yin) metal cannot control fire, the possibility of fire-related misfortune increases. Such was the case in 2017, when the Yin Metal Fowl aligned with the Yin Fire stem.  So here’s a partial list of noteworthy hyperthermal events from the Year of the Fowl, courtesy of folks with the street cred in such matters:


A massive fire in a Manila (Philippines) shantytown left 15,000 people homeless, but no one died.


Twenty-five people were killed by fire during a religious festival in Madina Gounass, Tambacounda, Senegal


A firework depot explosion in San Isidro, Mexico killed 14.


  • Fire ripped through London’s 24-story Grenfell Tower apartment building, killing 80 residents.
  • Thirteen workers died in a coal mine explosion in Cucunuba, Colombia.


Large wildfires in France, Portugal, Spain, Tunisia and British Columbia (Canada).



A series of wildfires burned over 1 million acres of forest and farmland in Montana (USA). Oregon, Idaho and Washington State also experienced serious forest fire incidents.


  • Wind-driven wildfires swept through more than 110,000 acres in Napa and Sonoma counties (California USA), killing 22 people and destroying more than 5,600 buildings.
  • At least 47 people were killed and dozens more were injured in a fireworks factory explosion near Jakarta, Indonesia.


  • Uncharhar power plant explosion in Uttar Pradesh (India) killed 26 and injured more than 100.
  • Nineteen Chinese migrant workers were killed in a flophouse fire in the Beijing exurb of Daxing.
  • A series of intense eruptions from Mount Agung in Bali, Indonesia, forced thousands to evacuate and closed airports.


  • In Jecheon, Korea, a burning car in a ground-level parking garage set fire to the mixed-use commercial building above, killing 23 occupants trapped on the upper floors.
  • Several huge wildfires burned out of control for almost a week in Southern California (USA). In Santa Barbara and Ventura counties, the Thomas Fire burned nearly 282,000 acres and was the largest fire in California’s history.
  • Thirty-seven office workers died of smoke inhalation when a fire broke out at a shopping mall in Davao City, Philippines.


Thirty-two crewmen were missing and presumed dead when an Iranian oil tanker burst into flames after colliding with a Hong Kong freighter in waters east of Shanghai, China.

Remember: correlation ≠ causation.  Coming soon, Lunghu’s unique perspective on the Year of the Dog.