Rhymes With Funky

My previous post outlined a few feng-shui highlights that may characterize the Year of the Monkey.  Among them was the observation that “the Monkey is offending the year”: each animal of the Chinese zodiac in its turn is affected by the timeless cosmic forces that shape the earthly destinies of all creatures under heaven.  Feng-shui soothsayers like to emphasize that this phenomenon of potential negative energy applies (in varying degrees) to people born in a Monkey year, Monkey month, Monkey day or Monkey hour –and also to corporate entities founded at such times.  In my unsophisticated opinion, the influence extends even further, also encompassing any corporations or groups that use the name or image of a monkey in their corporate title or logo.  Close relatives of the monkey such as chimpanzees, apes, baboons, macaques or bonobos also fall within this general category.

Therefore, here are some of the organizations that should consider feng-shui countermeasures in the coming year:

Survey says ... don't offend Tai Sui!

Survey says … don’t offend Tai Sui!

 

Return to sender?

Return to sender?

 

Will investors take a bath?

Will investors take a bath?

 

Perish the thought at publishers Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Perish the thought at publishers Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

 

Hanna Barbera can do better

Hanna Barbera can do better

 

Is this Donald Trump's PR co.?

Is this Donald Trump’s PR co.?

 

Obscurity is no defense against cosmic justice...

Obscurity is no defense against cosmic justice…


 

Next time, Tigers in clash with the Monkey…

 

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