Finally, an American media outlet that provides a sane and sober perspective on Iran’s nuclear development program.  Unfortunately, and as usual, it’s The Onion.

Iranian officials said Wednesday they were increasingly concerned about the United States of America’s uranium-enrichment program, fearing the Western nation may soon be capable of producing its 8,500th nuclear weapon. “After all, the United States is a volatile nation that has proven it needs little provocation to attack anyone anywhere in the world whom it perceives to be a threat,” said Iranian foreign minister Ali Akbar Salehi.

Iranian intelligence experts also warned of the very real, and very frightening, possibility of the U.S. providing weapons and resources to a rogue third-party state such as Israel.

Sad, sad, sad, but all too true.  Maybe we’d all be better off riding jetskis instead.



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